Dear Friends: It’s a medical fact that laughter is the ultimate cure for the common cold or a crappy day. Why else would we have a funny-bone? So for everyone who wants to be happier, sexier, wealthier, and two inches taller, it’s time to SHOW ME the FUNNY!
If it makes you more comfortable, I’ll show you mine first!
My Top 20 Famous One-Liners
“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.”
Bugs Bunny ( 1940 – ) Warner Brothers Cartoon Character
“These are my principles. If you don’t like them, well, I have others.”
Groucho Marx ( 1890 – 1977 ) Actor, Comedian, Producer
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not your sport.”
Steven Wright ( 1955 – ) Actor, Writer, Comedian
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
Marilyn Monroe ( 1926 – 1962 ) Actress, Model
“Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.”
Jon Stewart ( 1962 – ) Author, Satirist, Talk-Show Host
“Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?”
George Carlin ( 1937 – 2008 ) Actor, Comedian, Author
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
Lily Tomlin ( 1939 – ) Actress, Comedienne, Writer
“All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz ( 1922 – 2000 ) Author, Cartoonist
“There’s an old saying about those who forget history.
I don’t remember it, but it’s really good.”
Stephen Colbert ( 1964 – ) Author, Satirist, Talk-Show Host
“Never argue with a fool.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
Mark Twain ( 1835-1910 – ) Author, Humorist
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
Rodney Dangerfield ( 1921 – 2004 ) Actor, Comedian
“People come up with statistics to prove anything — 14% of people know that.”
Homer Simpson, Cartoon Character Created by Matt Groening
“Reality … what a concept!”
Robin Williams ( 1951 – ) Actor, Comedian
“I can resist anything but temptation.”
Oscar Wilde ( 1854 – 1900 ) Writer, Poet
“Yada. Yada. Yada.”
The Cast of Seinfeld ( 153rd episode, 1997 )
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
Gilda Radner ( 1946 – 1989 ) Actress, Comedienne
“Some people have a way with words … some people … not have way.”
Steve Martin ( 1945 – ) Actor, Comedian, Writer
“I don’t know the key to success but the
key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
Bill Cosby ( 1937 – ) Actor, Comedian, Producer
“We use 10% of our brains.
Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%.”
Ellen DeGeneres ( 1958 – ) Actress, Comedienne, Talk-Show Host
“I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.”
David Letterman ( 1947 – ) Comedian, Talk-Show Host
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- Thanks for coming.
- You’re a beautiful audience.
- Don’t forget to tip your server.
This blog is from a chapter section in…The 4 Essentials of Entrepreneurial Thinking
Essential 3, Value 7 – Humor
The 4 Essentials of Entrepreneurial Thinking
In his New York Times Bestseller, Cliff Michaels dispels the myth of born entrepreneurs and proposes a paradigm shift in global education. Taking readers on an inspiring personal journey, Michaels shares his foibles, triumphs, and tribulations as a young entrepreneur, then unleashes a dynamic system of timeless lessons
anyone can follow.
On the cutting edge of success training for over 20 years, Michaels draws on classic and modern mentors from da Vinci, Edison, Mozart, and Einstein to Jobs, Oprah, Branson, Spielberg, and more. Street-smart & thought provoking, The 4 Essentials isn’t just for entrepreneurs. It challenges all of us to earn a real-world MBA – your Master’s in Basic Abilities.
